berlin1991:

im sorry but idk why so many of you guys put any faith in these grimy garage band dudes anyways? they all seem fishy and they keep proving how gross they are what do you expect for greasy punk dudes???? go listen to drake

paintdeath:

"When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake."
Fight Club (1999)

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

whatbethsays:

"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

image

you tell me

missespeon:

holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

my favorite part of forrest gump

tetsuoatehimbread:

9 favorite pictures of back at it again at krispy kreme

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

possiblets:

my man

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

Ghost World (2001)

tylerjoseh:

Nine photos of Josh Dun

as requested (x)