"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
people who smile in selfies are not to be trusted, what are you smiling about? what is there to be happy about? you fucking communist
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
the worst thing about being tall is people who are like
"Do you play basketball ? you should play basketball"
well you fucking leprechaun do you collect gold you sniveling pile of shit
The worst thing about being short is tall people using us as an arm rest
No one asked you you fucking gremlin
i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now